Triceracopter!

This is so sweet! I wish it actually worked as a helicopter. Imagine flying a dinosaur around, scaring the shit out of people. Bad Ass.
See more pics at the flickr page. And an interview with the designer.

Rowsdower!

This clip popped up in the "Recommended for You" field of YouTube and it reminded me of how good this episode of MST3K was. It's called Final Sacrifice and I think it's about a Canadian vampire cult...or something close. However, besides MANTIS, I'm throwing a hat in the ring for FInal Sacrifice for the next marathon:

M.A.N.T.I.S.

The next marathon?

I'd give more of a commentary but the only knowledge I have of the show is from Andrew and Jay talking about a couple years ago.

One new voicemail message. Check voicemail?

First unheard message:

William, it's your friend Jay Kamath. I'm in LA with Mike Soucy. Remember, we all grew up together. There is this nice lawn here and we're all rolling in it...
Mike wants to put his dick on the lawn. I don't know what that means. But there is this really nice lawn out here. (Pause.) And Mike really wants to put his dick on something...
Anyway there are a lot of lawns. Lots of green spaces. (Pause. Mike says something in the background.) Mike is leaning toward Alistair to put his dick on. That is a direct quote. Now Mike is going to hump a car...
Anways there are lots of nice lawns around. We can all roll around. It's good. Everyone will have a good, great time. So stop being a bitch and come out here. Fuck you!

Recieved 5AM east coast time. To replay this message, Press 1. No more messages.

Joy Division

Only available for the rest of this week. Check out a good documentary of Joy Division. Great band. Great music.

Remember when...

...Jay turned 26 and clocked William in the testicles with a piece of French baguette?

The Michelin Man with eat your family

The Michelin Man seems harmless enough. He's a big white,friendly,and fluffy guy made of tires - as if he was the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man's gay uncle. That said, he's not friendly and he'll murder you and your entire family if given the opporunity.

I came across this article on my favorite website Jalopnik.com. The article discusses what someone had listed on the Wikipedia page for the Michelin Man's origins. Unfortunately, it looks like someone took it down but it's probably some of the most creative writing I've seen in a while and makes me think one of us wrote it.

Here's the exerpt from Jalopnik's post on the article:

Bibendum
The company's symbol is Bibendum, (aka "Bib the Michelin Man", "Bibelobis", or simply the "Michelin Man") Composed of stacked, bleached white tires, the Michelin Man is a behemoth of the advertising industry. His feats of incredible strength are matched by none, and his legendary tales make Sylvester Stallone look like Pee Wee Herman. Those who have crossed The Michelin Man and attempted to defraud or defile his name have often been reported missing shortly afterwards. The authorities are looking for any help regarding the missing persons case of Alex Banjodark, who has apparently been missing most of his upper body and head since in 1998. HISTORY: The Michelin Man was created in 1898 by a crazed German hermit named Berthold Heinz-Dieter who lived in a junkyard. Berthold could not stand to touch another human's skin, so he lurked in his junkyard every day, creating crude robots fashioned from chunks of metal and mud. One day an unannounced tire truck dumped off a load of used tires into his lot, falling upon the metal framework for a robot he had previously created to smash in the windows of his neighbor's house. A chemical reaction soon took place and, energized by a strike of lightning, this robot literally "came to life" and immediately "murdered" Berthold. Unleashed upon the public, the deadly robot roamed the wilderness and survived by murdering rabbits, bears, trees, lions, hats, mountains, and other stuff that lives in Germany's woods. He was captured during the US defeat of German forces at Ruhr Valley on April 1st, 1945, and treated as a prisoner of war.

Eventually he befriended a kind-hearted American named Colonel Henry "Sharkface" Sam, whom he persuaded to bring him to the United States. Upon reaching Camp Beauregard, the German killing machine immediately murdered Colonel Henry and his wife and children. Michelin Tires Inc. captured this marauding menace and, through a rigorous series of training events, taught him to refrain from immediately murdering people. They dubbed him "The Michelin Man" and promoted him as "the most trustworthy lump of talking tires that will mostly certainly never immediately murder you." While many trained actors donned the Michelin Man costume and attended various store openings and other promotional events, the true Michelin Man was kept inside Michelin's maximum security prison until 2001, when their leading engineer claimed the Michelin Man was "safe enough" to be released. As soon as he was exposed to the outside world, the Michelin Man immediately murdered the twelve guards escorting him and eventually embarked on a state-wide raping spree in which he violated 48 females, 23 males, nine post office boxes, and a majority of the animals and instruments at a pork factory.