Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Girls are pretty

I like girls. Good, now we have got that out of the way, I also like girls that rock. Below are some pretty good examples. I recently got the ablum This Gift by Sons and Daughters and have been listening to it constantly.

But before I begin, YouTube found it clever to disable embedding some videos. So you'll have to be less lazy and click through to the youtube page of a few of these. I know it's hard for people as lazy as you, but dammit, I have faith in you. Do it! Click the link!

So let's go ahead and try something:
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Also recommended: Sons & Daughters - Gilt Complex

While not technically a girl, Mark Ronson did work with a few on some tracks of his own:
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Also recommended: Mark Ronson - Toxic. Yes, the Toxic by Britney Speats. And, yes, that is Tiggers and ODB)

Try on some Ting Tings
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Also recommended: Ting Tings - Fruit Machine

Hot Toddies are in Seattle
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sorry it's live, it was the only thing by them on the Tube. I'd listen to Photosynthesis by them if you can find it.

Lest I forget, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs must be represented as well:
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I'd also recommend the Diplo remix of the same song:

One more, The Pipettes (try saying the name with a British accent and you'll get it right)
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Also recommended: The Pipettes - Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me

Not to put a shit ton of music up at once, but Mike posting his mix on his blogblogblog reminded me to post something here.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008


Hahaha, oh Mike, you do the best Martin Lawrence impressions! But seriously, fuck you.

Anyways, I get the feeling you're going to get so blitzed at "Gameworks" that you're actually going to show your love for video games by having intercourse with one of the machines.

"It's my sex-box, and her name is 'Sony!'"

Tuesday, May 6, 2008


You so craaaaaazy!

My goal for Vegas is a picture of V-Sant (can we call him that? I love it!) with at least three, I really wish I didn't have to specify this, female nipples around his face. It's also acceptable if we can't see the nipples because they are pressed into his face/groin.

Iron Man is good, but it's no Batman Begins.

What the fuck is juice?

Monday, May 5, 2008

I can't stop shitting myself... no really.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

manila envelope

I see what Apple did. They want to be the cool kid on the block. They took the floppy drive off first, now they take out the DVD drive. But, dammit! I want my DVD drive! I like to watch movies! I like to be able to install games I buy! I like to put CDs on my computer! I don't want to have to buy all my movies and music from iTunes. And the Air would probably be a terrible choice for those of us that want only one computer. I mean, that 'virtual drive' thing is great--
"hold on, let me go to my second computer, put the disk in, go back to my Air to view the fancy virtual drive and pretend that I didn't just waste my goddamn time." If I am going to have just one computer, make it functional and make it useful. I don't want it to be useful 10 years from now when CDs are obsolete by always-on wireless networks--I want it to be useful now when not everywhere is a free wireless hot-spot.

Also, IBM Thinkpads are amazing machines. Perhaps they don't stylistically buff all their corners to a dull-white sheen, but damn do they build a solid, functional, all-purpose machine.