Wednesday, November 12, 2008


Damn, you guys!

I know while I wasn't there you guys watched Femalien one night. Well, I guess now I've paid the price for that.

The other day I saw Movie Gallery was having a $3.99 DVD sale.

I'm sure you see where this is going.

I'm browsing, nothing, nothing, nothing... BOOOOOM! Femaliaen!

I honestly thought I was just buying a really, really bad movie but apparently I was buying soft core porn. Fantastic!

So now I have to decide to throw away Femalien, which doesn't really seem like an option. Or for the rest of my life own but have to hide the fact that my DVD collection includes Femailien.

I am at the crossroads of life. And now I kind of want to buy Femalien 2: The Search For Kara.

I will say it's one of the more organic porno's I've ever seen. An alien inhabits a hot female to study human interactions. At least that is some what plausible to have a sex scene every fifteen minutes.

Also, I just read The Dark Knight Returns. Really, really good even though it's not pornography.

1 comment:

Murph said...

I think The Dark Knight Returns could have benefited from more tits.