A reliable news source states that Sen. Barack Obama's campaign bus was stopped by Marion County deputy sheriff on Tuesday. Addressing him as "Barry," the sheriff told Obama that "someone 'bout his height, 'bout his skin color knocked out a Piggly Wiggly a coupla hours ago."
Sheriff Clutter then turned to Obama's wife, Michelle, looked her up and down, and wiped his mouth with a handkerchief. (read more)
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