Evil alarm clock

Man, I have seen some mean alarm clocks, but this one would be pretty bad. It's an alarm clock that calls a random number from your cellphone every three minutes until you turn it off. Wow, there are some people that I don't want to be calling at 6 in the morning. I would certainly get out of bed faster in order to avoid getting calls from people wondering why I'm calling them so early. And think about it, what if you have some ex-'s number still in your phone? or some business contacts? Shit, what if you have my number and I'm trying to sleep in. What I'm saying is... don't get that clock.