Fuck You Nicholas Cage

Seriously, fuck you, Nick Cage...and not just for Ghost Rider.

I'm going to make this song pertinent to my life.

I listened to this song 56 times yesterday. I have itunes verification. When I frst decided to listen to it again, I had a few reactions:

1) Anger: Why the fuck haven't I listened to this song before now?
2) More Anger: I wish I had been in a relationship in 1995 so I could relate this song to a break-up or some other strong emotional moment.

So, to remedy this I'm going to play this song until something incredible happens.

Speaking of bad movies...

I don't think Tron will be very good.

I know I e-mailed this to you guys but I probably should have just posted it here. The conversation Jay and I had the other day on g-chat:


4:29 PM
Jay: ooooh

the rocketeer?
4:30 PM
me: hmmm i could do that

alright i am just going to look at every movie that came out between 1990 and 1995 with a PG rating, that seems a good starting place for podcast movies
4:31 PM
ghost dad?
4:32 PM
king ralph?

3 Ninjas?!
4:33 PM
Free Willy?

Cool Runnings?

Cop and a Half?

The Flintstones?

Angles in the Outfield?

Blank Check?

Richie Rich?
4:34 PM
The Air Up There?!

Jay: never say free willy

or blank check

me: Free Willy 2?

Jay: both are enticing

me: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?!!

Heavyweights?
4:35 PM
Houseguest?

Operation Dumbo Drop?

My god I think I've found a new hobby, just looking at all these old movies and their box office results will keep me amused for the next five hours
4:36 PM
First Kid?

Kazaam?

Flubber?

Jungle 2 Jungle?

Good Burger?!!!
4:37 PM
Spice World?

Duck Tales: The Movie?
4:38 PM
Jay: oh man

spice world

duck tales the move was the shit

at the end when he wished for the genie to be real boy?

touching

me: By the way you might want to keep your gchat open because as soon as you get home i am calling these out all night
4:39 PM
jetsons: the movie?

Homeward Bound?

The Pagemaster?!
4:41 PM
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves?

ooohh City Slickers 2 podcast?

Toys?

Ladybugs?
4:42 PM
Junior?

Blue Chips?

To Wong Foo?!
4:43 PM
Powder?

The Long Kiss Goodnight?

Dangerous Minds?
4:44 PM
Species?
4:45 PM
New Jack City?
4:46 PM
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?

Turner and Hooch?
4:47 PM
The Wizard made $14 million during its theatrical run
4:49 PM
Jay: you've moved away from PG movies

me: indeed i have

long ago
4:50 PM
i cannot be constrained by ignorant censorship

okay, i might be done for now
4:51 PM
but don't worry, there will be more to come

5:50 PM
me: Short Circuit 2

Police Academy

Big Top Pee Wee
5:51 PM
Harry and the Hendersons

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

Any Ernest Movie
5:52 PM
Clue?!
5:53 PM
WarGames?

Krull?

The Toy?
5:54 PM
The Smurfs and the Magic Flute?

The Care Bears Movie?

Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer
5:55 PM
Benji the Hunted?

There are three Care Bears movies! we could do all of them!
5:56 PM
Jay: die.

me: you have no idea how much you mean that

K-9?
5:57 PM
Weekend at Bernies?

Iron Eagle?
5:58 PM
Big Trouble in Little China made $11 million at the box office, that is a travesty
5:59 PM
Red Dawn?

Johnny Nemonic?

Jay: please stop.
6:01 PM
me: missed that last comment, i think i broke my internet

oh you asked me to stop
6:06 PM
last two: mystery men & like mike

Tron Legacy

I'm actually pretty excited about this. Watch the trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwvuirSEAA
That's the original trailer, it won't embed... but this mash-up will... (The original trialer is also avaialble at FlynnLives.com.)